My SIL Gifted Me a Toilet Plunger for My Housewarming Party – My Revenge Was Sweet
When my sister-in-law Heather gifted me a toilet plunger at my housewarming party, I decided I wasn’t going to let her smug antics slide. Little did she know, my Christmas gift for her son would be the sweetest payback.
Hey, everyone! This might sound crazy, but you need to hear about what went down at my housewarming party. Honestly, it still blows my mind. But first, let me introduce myself properly. I’m Tessa — a graphic designer by day and an overly sentimental gift-giver by nature.
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I’ve been married to Luke for almost six years, and together, we’ve been building a life that we’re proud of.
We’ve always been a practical couple. We saved for years to build this house — our dream home. No lavish vacations, no unnecessary splurges. Every penny we had went into designing a space that truly felt like us. It wasn’t a mansion, but it was perfect. For once, we were going to celebrate something we’d worked hard for.
A happy couple in their new home | Source: Midjourney
Naturally, a housewarming party was in order. We invited everyone: friends, family, even the nosy neighbors who’d been peeking through the curtains to watch the progress of the house. I spent days obsessing over every detail. I wanted this party to feel like a warm welcome to the life Luke and I had built together.
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But, of course, my sister-in-law Heather couldn’t let us have one day without making it all about her.
Heather. Where do I even begin? She’s Luke’s older sister, and if I had to describe her in one word, it would be extra. She’s one of those people who could make small talk feel like a performance, always boasting about her latest designer purchase or exotic getaway.
She’s a paralegal — but let’s not pretend she needs that job. Heather is cushioned by a trust fund so thick it could buy out the neighborhood we live in.
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And she makes sure everyone knows it. She has eight cars. Who even needs eight cars? And not just any cars; we’re talking about a Land Rover, a Porsche, and a Tesla.
When Heather walks into a room, it’s like a scene from a movie. You know those glamorous characters who sweep in, all glossy hair and sky-high heels? That’s her.
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She loves parading around, flaunting her fancy handbags like she’s the poster child for privilege and excess. Except, behind the designer sunglasses, there’s always a smirk. The kind of smirk that makes you feel like she’s already judged you before you’ve even said a word.
The day of the party arrived, and everything was perfect — well, as perfect as it could be. Luke grilled burgers in the backyard while I floated from room to room, making sure everyone had drinks, snacks, and a tour of the house. The energy was light, warm, and exactly what I’d hoped for.
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Then Heather showed up.
I spotted her from the kitchen window, stepping out of her Porsche in heels that looked like they could pierce the pavement. She had this aura of too much about her, as usual. Luke gave me a look. He knew how I felt about his sister, but we’d agreed to play nice.
“Just keep it cool,” he whispered as he passed by with a tray of drinks. “She’ll be gone before you know it.”
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I nodded, taking a deep breath. It’s just a party. I can survive Heather for a few hours.
She sauntered in, flipping her hair over one shoulder and offering air kisses to everyone within range. Then she approached me, carrying a gift bag that looked like it had been crumpled under a car seat for weeks. I should’ve known right then that something was off.
“Tessa! Look at you — all grown up and hosting house parties,” she said, her voice dripping with condescension. “Here. I brought you a little something.”
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“Oh, thank you, Heather.” I plastered on my best fake smile and took the bag from her.
I opened it, expecting — I don’t know — maybe a bottle of wine or a candle? Something simple but decent.
What I pulled out was a toilet plunger.
A toilet plunger.
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The room fell quiet as people around me noticed what I was holding. I stared at it, dumbfounded, for what felt like an eternity. Heather stood there, arms crossed, with that same smug smirk.
“Well,” she said, tilting her head, “I couldn’t exactly buy you something nice. This seemed more your style — given, you know, the state of things.”
My hands tightened around the plunger handle. I could feel the heat rising to my cheeks. Did she really just say that? In front of everyone?
Luke rushed over, sensing the tension. “Everything okay here?”
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“Fine,” I said, my voice strained as I forced another smile. “Heather was just showing me her… thoughtful gift.”
He glanced at the plunger and raised an eyebrow. “Wow. That’s, uh, unique.”
Heather chuckled, completely unfazed. “I thought it might be useful. You know, with a new house, plumbing issues are inevitable.”
I wanted to say something — anything — to put her in her place. But I knew better than to make a scene at our party. So, I did the polite thing.
“Thank you, Heather,” I said, carefully setting the plunger aside. “It’s definitely… practical.”
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Later that night, after the guests had left, I sat at the kitchen table with Luke, still fuming.
“Can you believe her?” I said, waving my hands in frustration. “A plunger. For a housewarming gift.”
Luke sighed, rubbing his temples. “She’s just doing it to get under your skin. Don’t let her win.”
“But why? What did I ever do to her?”
He shrugged. “It’s just who she is. She’s always been like that, even as a kid. She’d rather make people feel small than admit she’s insecure.”
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I shook my head. “Well, she messed with the wrong person this time. I’m not going to let her get away with this.”
Luke gave me a wary look. “What are you planning?”
“Don’t worry,” I said, a grin spreading across my face. “I’m not going to stoop to her level. I’ve got a better idea.”
“Better how?”
I leaned in, lowering my voice. “I’m going to use her son — our dear, spoiled nephew, Sam — to teach her a lesson she’ll never forget.”
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The moment I laid eyes on that pop gun, I knew it was perfect.
It was summer, and Luke and I were walking through one of those outdoor markets filled with quirky stalls: handmade jewelry, vintage clothes, and odd knick-knacks. I was half-listening to Luke ramble on about barbecue recipes when the loud POP startled me.
I turned toward the noise, and there it was: a bright red, obnoxious toy gun with a plastic cork on the end of a string. Every time the trigger was pulled, it shot out with a BANG that could wake the dead.
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I watched as a little boy tugged on his mom’s sleeve, begging her to buy it. She looked horrified. That sealed the deal.
I grinned and nudged Luke. “What do you think? The perfect gift for your nephew?”
Luke raised an eyebrow, immediately catching on. “You wouldn’t.”
“Oh, I would.” I picked it up, pulling the trigger once. The sound echoed through the market, and several heads turned. “Can you imagine Heather’s face?”
Luke chuckled, shaking his head. “You’re evil.”
“Maybe,” I said with a shrug. “But after the stunt she pulled at the housewarming, I’d say she’s earned it.”
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As the months passed, I kept that pop gun hidden in my closet, counting down the days until Christmas. Every time I thought about Heather’s smug smile at our party, my resolve strengthened. She needed to learn a lesson, one she wouldn’t forget anytime soon.
Christmas morning arrived, and we all gathered at Heather’s house. It was the usual scene: decorations that looked straight out of a catalog, a tree dripping with expensive ornaments, and a spread of food that probably cost more than our monthly grocery bill.
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Heather, of course, was dressed to the nines in a designer dress and heels, even though we were just sitting around the living room.
She spotted me the moment we walked in. “Oh, Tessa. How… quaint,” she said, eyeing my simple sweater and jeans. “I see you’ve kept things casual.”
I bit my tongue and forced a smile. Not today, Heather. I’m saving my energy.
As the kids tore into their presents, I waited for the right moment.
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Finally, Sam — Heather’s pride and joy — came over, eager for his next gift.
“Here you go, buddy,” I said, handing him the neatly wrapped package. “This one’s from me and Uncle Luke.”
He ripped through the paper, his eyes widening when he saw the pop gun. “Whoa! This is awesome!”
Heather’s smile faltered. “Oh… how lovely.”
Sam immediately pulled the trigger.
POP!
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Heather flinched. “Sweetheart, maybe let’s wait—”
POP! POP!
“No way!” He ran around the room, firing it non-stop. “This is the coolest thing ever!”
Luke leaned in and whispered, “You’ve unleashed chaos.”
“Exactly as planned,” I whispered back, trying not to laugh, but failing badly.
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It didn’t take long for the chaos to spiral out of control. The popping noise echoed through the house, making conversations impossible. Every time Heather tried to get her son to stop, he fired again, laughing like it was the best day of his life.
“Darling, please,” Heather said, her voice strained. “Maybe take a break?”
Sam grinned mischievously. POP!
“I love this toy!” he declared, oblivious to the tension building around him.
Heather shot me a glare, her jaw tight. “Tessa. Really?”
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I shrugged, feigning innocence. “What? He seems to love it.”
The doorbell rang, and in walked Heather’s parents — Sam’s Grandma and Grandpa. The moment they stepped inside, the noise hit them.
“What on earth is that racket?” Grandma asked, wincing.
Heather forced a smile, her cheeks flushed with embarrassment. “It’s… a toy. Just a harmless toy.”
POP!
“Good grief!” Grandpa barked. “Can someone make it stop?”
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“I’ve been trying,” Heather hissed, her calm facade slipping. She turned to Sam. “Honey, please. Enough with the gun.”
“Nope!” He fired again, running circles around the living room.
By now, I was struggling to keep a straight face. Heather was visibly fuming, her patience unraveling by the second. Her son, completely unaware of the chaos he was causing, kept pulling the trigger with glee.
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After several failed attempts to make Sam stop, Heather finally sank onto the couch, her shoulders tense. He climbed into her lap, pop gun still in hand.
“Mommy, isn’t this the best gift ever?”
Heather took a deep breath. “Sweetheart, maybe we can put it away for a bit?”
“No way!” He hopped down and fired again. POP! POP!
Heather buried her face in her hands. “I need a drink.”
Luke came over and squeezed my shoulder. “You really outdid yourself.”
“I know,” I whispered, beaming. “It’s beautiful.”
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Later that evening, after we got home, my phone buzzed. It was my mother-in-law calling, and I could hear the exasperation in her voice as soon as I picked up.
“Tessa,” she huffed, “I have to tell you; we couldn’t take it. We left after fifteen minutes.”
I tried to keep my tone neutral, but a grin was already tugging at my lips. “Left? Why?”
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“That toy! That awful, noisy… whatever it was,” she said, clearly fed up. “Sam wouldn’t put it down for a second. He was running around the house, popping that thing over and over. It sounded like a war zone in there.”
I bit my lip, holding back a laugh. “Oh. Was it that bad?”
“It was worse!” she exclaimed. “Your father-in-law tried to have a conversation with Heather, but he couldn’t hear a word over all the popping. We finally just gave up. I told Heather we’d catch up another time, but honestly, I was about to lose my mind.”
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I could imagine the scene perfectly; Heather, her face red as a tomato, trying to keep her calm, while Sam ran wild with his new favorite toy.
“She was fuming,” my mother-in-law continued, dropping her voice to a conspiratorial whisper. “She kept telling him to stop, but every time she did, he’d just laugh and pull the trigger again. He wasn’t listening to her at all.”
By now, I couldn’t hold back my laughter. “Oh my god.”
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“Honestly, I’ve never seen her like that,” she added. “You know how Heather loves to keep up appearances. But today? She couldn’t do a thing about it.”
When I finally hung up, I was still chuckling. Heather had spent years looking down on me, flaunting her wealth and making me feel like I didn’t measure up. But now, here she was — stuck with her spoiled son and a toy that was ruining Christmas for everyone.
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Sometimes, a little bit of petty revenge can go a long way. You don’t have to stoop to their level; just let karma do the work for you.
And when life hands you an obnoxious opportunity? Take it.
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